what's your full name?
Jared Joseph Myles Silva

what was your mother planning to name you besides that?
My father was planning to call me Stirlen.

how many years have you been on this planet?
18.

hey baby, what's your sign?
Cancer.

you single *wink*?
Yes.

adam, or eve?
Adam.

what color is your eyes?
Blue.

if you could have any name in the world, what would it be?
Alexandre de Vous

what makes you weak in the knees?
Dyed or black hair.

what scares you the most?
Dying without children.

whom do you consider to be your best friend?
Dave,

what song do you think was made *just* for you?
Sigh "The Last Elegy"

what drug do you most often do?
Alcohol.

what kinda smokes do you enjoy?
Used to enjoy Mild Sevens.

whom do you know that you want to fuck reaaaaaallllly bad?
No one you know.

( word association ) - break it down, homie. y0.
probe; Aliens.
mamajama; Bananas.
screw-driver; Alcohol.
plumber; Mario
obie; Trice. (Hate that bastard)
shitloaf; Meatload
duck; Yellow
rainbow; Gay.
jumboliyah; Jamaica
buttshit; Bullshit

( in the last 24 hours ..... ) gettin' personal now!
have you smoked any subtances?
No
drank yourself sober?
No
caught something on fire?
No
made out with someone of the same sex?
No
followed a rainbow to find a pot of gold?
No
ate some lucky charms?
No
told someone how you felt about them?
Yes.
had hot gay sex with someone!?
No.
tweaked out about something minor?
No
have you masturbated?
Fuck off.
shove anything up your rectum?
No.
thought of yourself as the antichrist?
Sometimes.
been so shitfaced that you couldn't remember your name?
No.

( all about the friendships, man. ) oh yeah.
who is the loudest? Poggi.
most hyper? Nancy.
outgoing? Laron.
shy? Neliza.
smart? Myself.
hottest? STFU.
sweetest? Don't know.
empathetic? Don't know.
energetic? Nancy.
burn-out? Don't know.
in need of some medication? Don't know.
smokes her/himself retarded? Don't know.
most talented? Don't know.
girly? Don't know.
depressive? Myself.
quiet? Dave.
shortest? Squiggles.
oozing with sexuality? Don't know.
most insane? Poggi.
biggest druggie? Powell.

( other. ) the things that didn't fit anywhere else.
who can take a rainbow and sprinkle it with dew?
I dunno.

why is the sky blue?
Because it reflects the colour blue at us.

who do you think killed jesus!?
People.

did you kill him?
I'm part of people, so yes.

is all that glitters.... gold?
No.

ever have a limb amputated?
No.

ever pick a cookie up with your toes to practice in case your arms were amputated?
No.

watch a porno with serious animal humping? ( sick bastard. )
No.

ahhhh?
Sou desu.

want to pick the dingleberries off my grandmother's ass hairs?
No.

i know you want to?
Die.

stop acting like you don't enjoy this?
No.

been to hell and back?
OK.

do you want to buy a stairway to heaven?
No.

would you like a cottonswab shoved in your ass?
No.

okay, any last words?
No.